Every time we party it goes one, two, many
One, two, many
Like
I’m smelling through a twenty
When we frickin dose it’s like one, two, many
One, two, many
Guess I’m
Just too friendly

Throwin up from boozin fits
Huffing corn to cool the grits
Bottom lip drips
Peanut butter on my tuna fish
Save it I'll never quit
I think I'm too legit
People love/hate Me
Like put me on a crucifix
Don’t flex on me ya doofus
I’ve got the hugest hubris
When I’m three sheets
I’m public in my lewdness
But if you want we’ll do this
Sock me till I’m toothless
Gums hit the curb
Like a buncha crunchy smooches
Wake up, I’m down on downers
Been down and out for hours
Street-sweep woke me
Sleeping off whiskey sours
I’m fried so hit the showers
I screech like Mr. Powers
Mouthwash, swallow
No java, just straight powders
Huevos vodka, tonic
Half Wheaties half vomit
Broke and unholy
Guess that makes me non-prophet
Knocking ciroc bottles
Rockin a crocked waddle
Smoke and upchuck
Like a gobblin hot model

Touch your nose and count like one, two, many
One, two, many
Shit I stumble
Like a mummy
Uber in a cruiser cause one, two, many
One, two, many
They lump me
Till I’m bloody

I’m gassed, hit back throttle
Too fast, my back topples
I fall out boing
Land in a glass bottle
Am I a goner?
Nah I’m a cuffed possum
Head spins with the room
Man this is just awesome
Janet(Reno) party damnit
Diplop-ic halfwit
Like I act 5
And scene 2 Hamlet
Quick slip, drop canister
Header over handlebars
Too much reverb
For this depraved and savage animal
Back on the bike again
A popsicle and a mic in hand
Pain free brain freeze
Can’t forget my Vicodin
The Hulkster says
Eat your prayers and say your vitamins
Pee test, cha gonna do
Flush with Niacin
Simon’s the fuck out
That's right get the fuck out
Dig a hole Homer
Space your face with a dugout
This is what happens
When ill gets two pennies
Slaughters brain cells
Haaa I’m not left with too many